kshandra: Butterfly-shaped pewter paperweight, engraved with the Serenity Prayer (Serenity)
Why? you may ask.

Because I signed up for Mark Morford's newsletter...and thus, his ever-glorious disclaimers have returned to my world.

Ride that surging feeling baby like you're riding a gilded vibrating pogo stick made of nothing but chocolate and feathers and mad screaming love. Whatever it is you think you're so damn sure about is probably undermined by the fact that the universe thinks you are just the cutest thing for being all serious and certain and whatever. Hurricanes of Yes are never blocked by the flimsy screen doors of But Why. If you can't talk about it you probably shouldn't be slipping it in there.
kshandra: The Burning Man effigy, lit in blue neon, arms by his sides; an orange half-moon is visible over his shoulder. (Koosh)
[livejournal.com profile] zyxwvut just sent me this reminder....

Mark wrote this to *YOU* over the summer:

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-- To kshandra: My birthday is January 16, thank you for asking, which I can mention now because it's 6 months away and everyone will forget by then.

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Shall we prove him wrong? ;-D


Sounds like a fabulous idea to me.... Get those cards and letters going!
kshandra: The Burning Man effigy, lit in blue neon, arms by his sides; an orange half-moon is visible over his shoulder. (Default)
You never know what is more than enough until you know what is way, way more than enough.
kshandra: The Burning Man effigy, lit in blue neon, arms by his sides; an orange half-moon is visible over his shoulder. (Default)
From his responses to reader mail in this morning's column:

The odious den of screeching homophobic harridans and pustule-addled caricatures of manhood that is the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas is not worthy of a column, or much more ridicule than I just provided, as they are so clearly an absurd and hilarious joke in and unto themselves, and require no assistance, and deserve absolutely no attention from any media, and are actually really really funny, in how they try so hard to stain the shag carpet of life.
kshandra: The Burning Man effigy, lit in blue neon, arms by his sides; an orange half-moon is visible over his shoulder. (serenity)
All you really have to do is close your eyes and breathe deep and ask.

Would that it were that simple, Mark....

(With any luck, I'll finish the journal entry I've been working on re: this very subject before I leave the condo.)
kshandra: The Burning Man effigy, lit in blue neon, arms by his sides; an orange half-moon is visible over his shoulder. (Default)
I have just returned from a six-week injury-induced hiatus, a shockingly lengthy block of time by most American work standards and aside from the mild pain and the recuperation and the lovely Vicodin/red wine cocktails, it was glorious and refreshing and soul-regenerating and completely necessary. It prevents burnouts and ameliorates loathings and lightens the spirit and lets the psyche breathe and I am now utterly convinced that we are all idiots.
Welcome back, Mark Morford.
kshandra: The Burning Man effigy, lit in blue neon, arms by his sides; an orange half-moon is visible over his shoulder. (Default)
If you can't lose yourself in something you can't ever find yourself in anything.
kshandra: The Burning Man effigy, lit in blue neon, arms by his sides; an orange half-moon is visible over his shoulder. (Default)
From this weeks' disclaimer on the Daily Fix:

It really is all right if you feel the overwhelming urge to change every iota of your being every now and then.
kshandra: The Burning Man effigy, lit in blue neon, arms by his sides; an orange half-moon is visible over his shoulder. (Default)
Sometimes it's good just to stop and become more aware of your tongue.

http://sfgate.com/columnists/morford/archive/

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